OK, so today I discovered that my soon to be ex wife not only decided to dump me, but that she managed to start up a new relationship immediately. Am I wrong for thinking that a slight pause after ending an 18+ year relationship is not unreasonable? I don't expect her to sit around pining away for me, but it would be nice if there was at least a pause before diving into a new relationship.
I am now going to be petty as fuck for a few minutes.
First and foremost, while I am not a paragon of male perfection, I am more than a little annoyed at the guy I was replaced with. I am not impressed appearance-wise. I don't know, maybe he has a really good game or has a big dick or something. But I am hurt to have been tossed aside for some doughy looking white guy.
While I didn't specifically wish the guy any ill will (hell, I didn't know he existed until today) I am taking a certain amount of evil glee in the fact that he died so soon after the start of the relationship. Not gonna lie, the petty fucker inside me is laughing like a total goon.
Now if only I could get his goddamned housing situation sorted out. It would make me feel a whole lot better to get the fuck out of this house and away from this woman.
